Bacon!: My First Bacon

Yes you are looking at a giant plush strip of bacon that you can sleep with. So eat all the bacon you were sleeping with and buy this so you don't get those nasty grease stains on your pajamas. Apparently he also talks and says "I'm Bacon!". Add this to my Christmas wish list!
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Turbacon: 79,000 Calories

So this is a video of a 79,000 calorie Turkey in a Chicken in a duck and all inside a Pig, and all wrapped in bacon